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It read:. I left my amazing job at NBC to move back to Chicago. I started dating my angel, Jaime Holland.

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Really just had a wild, amazing year. What a world. By the time I finished reading, I realized that my non-phone hand was clutching tightly to my forehead, forcefully scrunching my forehead skin together. But instead of distancing myself from soeone horror, I soaked in it. I read it again and again, fascinated by how something could be so aggressively unappealing.

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It comes down to a pretty simple rule:. A Facebook status is annoying if it primarily serves the author and does nothing positive for anyone reading it. To be not annoying, a Facebook status typically has vun be one of two things: You know why these are not annoying?

Ideally, interesting statuses would be fascinating and original or a link to something that isand funny ones would be hilarious. The author wants to affect the way people think of her. The author wants to make people Lookung of him or his life.

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The author is feeling lonely and wants Facebook to make it better. This is the least heinous of the five—but seeing a lonely person acting lonely on Facebook makes Loooking and everyone else sad. Facebook is infested with these five motivations—other than a few really saintly people, most people I know, myself certainly included, are guilty of at least some of this nonsense shos and there. Bragging is such a staple of unfortunate Facebook behavior, it needs to be broken into three subsections:.

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A post making your life sound great, either in a macro sense got your dream job, got your degree, love your new apartment or a micro sense taking off on an amazing trip, huge weekend coming up, heading out on a fun night with friends, just Toulouse swinger mom an amazing day. Core reasons for posting: Somewhere in the middle would be you calculatingly crafting your words as part of an unendearing and transparent campaign to make people see you in a certain way.

Like the blatant brags above except behind a frail disguise. Image-crafting, jealousy-inducing. On the other hand, they have the same exact core motivations as the blatant braggers and looking at these examples actually makes the first group seem almost lovable in comparison.

A public expression of your extremely positive feelings for your significant other or an anecdote signifying the perfection of your relationship. The image-crafting and jealousy-inducing motives here are transparent.

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A post that makes it clear that something good or bad is happening in your life without disclosing any details. The fun part of these is watching the inevitable comments and then watching how the author responds to them, if at all.

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I just want to say how thankful I am for all of you who have touched my life. I refuse to believe you feel a je outpouring of love for your Facebook friends.

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You know what inspires people? You achieving something incredible and letting it be an fpr and inspiration to others. So for you to consider yourself an inspirational character by simply posting trite quotes is, well, flagrantly narcissistic.

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The thing is, though, that if you looked right below his post, all you saw were likes and a couple friendly comments. The bigger point here is that the qualities of annoying statuses are normal human qualities—everyone needs to brag to someone here and there, everyone has moments of weakness when they need attention Espanola girl looking for the right va man feel lonely, and everyone has some downright ugly qualities that are gonna come out at one time or another.

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