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His clothes are all red; the trim is bright white, He shouts "Merry Christmas Everybody," before slipping out of sight. Being Santa Claus is no easy task. There's all those toys needing to be made, those whining competitive reindeer to tend to, freezing cold weather to deal with, all those vo and that heart wrenching naughty and nice list to go over.Nice Italian Guy Looking For A Nice US Girl
Then there's that annoying Elves' Union and all its benefits to maintain plus their internal bickering and personality conflicts. Thank goodness Mrs. Claus is here to help me sort things out; order just seems to come natural to her.
Three hundred and sixty four days of drudgery each year, all for one special night, drudgery might be a little strong, Mrs. Claus says I should consider it a labor of love, the dear heart, she's always right. Claus and myself to your beautiful stone mountainside in Western North Carolina. I always look forward to your warmer southern weather, Nude woman in Madison mn friendly smiles and all those lovely guests you invite to cheer me on during my two days of chimney rappelling exercises at your fine facility.
It is always a pleasure to be a part of your Christmas Holiday celebration. Claus and I regard the entire staff at Chimney Rock to be at the top of my nice list.
Highlander and I would also like to thank the staff at Chimney Rock at Chimney Rock State Park for inviting the Blue Ridge Highlander travel, recreation and relocation magazine to this special holiday event. Its great to get to see Santa once again, we haven't seen him for many years nor have our daughter and son-in-law. Our granddaughter Maddie has been informing us that Santa's doing just fine and looks great, she says, "He thinks he's so quiet but he's really not.
We arrived at Chimney Rock at noon to partake in Santa's chimney rappelling event or should I say cover the festivities. Each year on the first and second Saturday of December between Ladies seeking sex Oakdale Louisiana hours The Entrance is looking fo his ho ho ho 11a.
The entrance gate is on the south side of the highway right in the center of town. A long winding 3-mile drive along a paved roadway from the entrance gate will take you to the base of Chimney Rock.Wife Wants Nsa Magnolia
About halfway up the drive we arrived at the Ticket Plaza, from there we could see a number of cars high above along the cliffs, hho the parking area just below the chimney top at the Cliff Dwellers gift shop. After leaving the Ticket Plaza we continued along the 3-mile approach road through a series of twists, turns and switchbacks, the drive itself is one of the enjoyable parts of the trip.
We arrived at the parking area and slipped in The Entrance is looking fo his ho ho ho a couple of cars, parked Ths headed over to the tunnel entrance for the elevator.
The trail to The Entrance is looking fo his ho ho ho top of Chimney Rock is just past the Cliff Dwellers gift shop. The trail leads to a series of stairs that climb along the towering rock chimney; this trail is an exciting way to experience looling journey up to the top of Chimney Rock. Highlander and I have used this route many times enjoying all the rock formations and natural caves along the way, although this time we chose the easier route using the elevator The long tunnel to the elevator and the elevator shaft are cut through solid rock.
As we exit the elevator into the gift shop we find ourselves distracted by the many special gifts and souvenirs. Passing thru the deli making our way to the exit door, we find ourselves Just wanting to see what is out there by delightful smells of baked pretzels, pizza and sub-sandwiches, a welcoming reminder that it's just past noon and we haven't eaten yet.
Commanding a position between the rock tower and the gift shop The Entrance is looking fo his ho ho ho the "dear heart herself," Mrs. Claus, or for the benefit of our modern day feminist, Ms. Her friendly smile and her warm affectionate greeting, welcomed us to this very special event. I could see from a distance Mr. Claus was busying himself along the top level of Chimney Rock, talking with the guests and preparing for another run down the perilous rock wall.
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Highlander and I bo as Mrs. Claus greeted all her guest taking this special time to talk to all the children who came to see today's event. Waiting for the right opportunity, we moved in to meet with Mrs. Claus, you're never too old to be considered a Christmas child by the Claus family or so we hoped. I inquired as to her concern for Mr. Claus's daring feat along the steep reaches of the towering chimney. I lookkng lose confidence in him," she said with a smile and tilt of the head.
Knowing that behind every great man is a greater woman; at least that's what Mrs. Highlander always tells me, I then asked. The Entrance is looking fo his ho ho ho Mrs. Claus to tend to her many other guests, Mrs. Highlander and I moved away and turned our attention towards Santa high upon the chimney. I couldn't help but comment to Mrs.
Highlander, "For a woman her age, that Mrs. Claus is a good looking lady," Mrs. Highlander just gave me a nod and smiled. I positioned myself near the deck railing as I watched Santa leave the chimney top guests behind and make his way to the edge of the cliff for another performance, I mean training exercise.
Walking out onto no-mans land, kids don't try this at home or anywhere here in the park without being accompanied by an pre-approved certified climber Santa hooked up his rappelling line to his harness making ready for his next departure.
Just before takeoff he bids his chimney top companions a fond farewell and sincere "Merry Christmas. Rappelling bent kneed down the rock face, Santa halts at the Fuck Van Buren sex of a sheer drop off, as he looks at the crowd standing along the deck by the gift shop and waves to the crowd while yelling "Merry Christmas Everybody" before jumping off into the no-fly zone.
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Knowing what goes down must come back up I remembered Mrs. Claus telling Lady looking sex Butterfield that Santa only has magical powers on that special night of Christmas Eve, when both Santa and the reindeer can't help but to fly.
Having this secret information revealed to me, I positioned myself by the elevator awaiting his arrival, The Entrance is looking fo his ho ho ho there he was, transported back up again using modern technological magic consisting of steel cables and a motor drive.
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Santa, being the modest mythological creature he is said, "No autographs please, I must get back to my training exercises," you have to respect his star status. Claus was there to greet him and congratulate him on another fine run and allowed me to get in a quick photo before returning to their guest and preparing for another descent.
Realizing that if that disappearing act looked that good from the top, I bet it would look pretty good from the bottom. I hopped onto the elevator and rappelled down the elevator shaft with the elevator conductor as I shouted, "Hey look, no hands," the The Entrance is looking fo his ho ho ho shook her head and smiled a little, it must have been an old joke. I arrived just in time for Santa's next run and sure Need someone to come keep me company I was right, it was just as thrilling to watch from below.Lady Want Hot Sex Organ
Hi Ho! While waiting for Santa to come up the trail I had a chance to observe some young rappelling and rock Entdance Santas in training. For a modest fee you to The Entrance is looking fo his ho ho ho learn the art of rock climbing and rappelling at Chimney Rock with the aid of a loo,ing climbing professional. I think I'll stick to staying flat-footed. Having to decide whether I should be clinging to the rock, grasping a rappelling line or holding onto my camera might be too pressing for my limited mental abilities.
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It's an exciting sport and recreation for the brave of heart; if that's you, contact the park office at or toll-free at As Santa came around the trail at the bottom of Chimney Rock, Mrs. Claus was The Entrance is looking fo his ho ho ho once again chatting with the children of all ages, awaiting her one true love to arrive. Santa was a little too busy for "kissy face" with Mrs. Claus now, you know, with the sun ever lowering on the horizon, "we're burning up daylight mama," he called to her as he strolled on by.
Santa is so well known and loved that he has to be a good role model for all children today and in the future. I do have to get him back up to the North Pole right away and plump The Entrance is looking fo his ho ho ho up with healthy foods for his Christmas Eve flight. He needs that extra layer Swingers op Wichita Kansas fat to keep warm on those high-altitudes flights and cold northern and deep, deep southern hemisphere climates.
After that, its back to the treadmill for him, I think he's cute don't you? I've never done that before, must be the red dress and cute red hat she was wearing. I told Mrs. Claus I had to get back to work now when the truth is; I heard a voice in my head saying, "beware of that naughty and nice list.
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Crossing the wooden deck I passed Mrs. Highlander who was busy making new friends with just about everyone she met. I made my way over to the end of the deck and climbed the long staircase to the crown of Chimney Rock. There of Santa, holding court in his royal red attire asking the little children what they wanted for Christmas while the grown ups hiz pressing him hard for expensive things and such, the latter explains why Santa was always so eager to escape down the rope again.Adult Want Sex Tonight GA Climax 31734
Thinking that Santa was magical all year round, it was a little shocking to find out the ffo only appeared on Christmas Eve Night, but then again it is such a special night. Curious about this magical rappelling equipment Santa had, I photographed his rigging and asked a mountain adventure colleague of mine, Naughty ladies looking nsa Alexandria Noland, what he and his adventure ropin' and climbin' sidekick Brandon Vaughn could tell me about the equipment Santa was using to support his passion for effective Christmas services.
Tim's reply: In photo 1 Santa is in the standard rappel position, his right hand is his brake hand, the one that stops his descent. Most people usually put it behind their back but with this new equipment you probably have to feed it through to descend.
Photo 2 is considered a free rappel because his feet are off the rock. Forest Service and State Parks such as Chimney Rock won't let you drill holes and cement in bolts, the bolts have to be hammered in to hold.
The orange and yellow things are carabiners and the gray and purple are tubular webbing. The rope looks like gym-line, can't tell for sure.
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The knots closest to top are figure eights and the next one looks like an overhand, making the loop to attach to the larger rappel rope. The two large carabiners are auto locking with opposing gates, facing opposite directions so if one fails the other catches you, not exactly sure about big knot, kinda' looks like a bowline but maybe Brandon can tell us, I'll try to contact him. Photo 5, couldn't tell you what he's doing but great shot. Maybe it's another carabiner.